Thursday, September 2, 2010

Thursday Headlines from the Goat Island Signal


Pedro, the local bandit whose last name remains unknown is being blamed for a series of petty crimes committed last weekend. Crimes attributed to Pedro include the theft of an ice chest, beach towels and lawn chairs on the beach in front of the Boiled Crab; spoiled eggs being thrown at the front doors of the Green Mermaid Motel; and the disappearance of a stack of pallets from behind Red River groceries. Pedro has not been seen in over a month, and officials thought he may have left GITX, but now believe he’s still around. If you have information on his whereabouts please contact the GITX Sheriff’s office.

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Hurricane Earl is currently threatening the East Coast, prompting local officials to remind GITX residents and visitors about the island's strict evacuation policy. Goat Island hasn’t been threatened by a Tropical Storm in nearly two years, but everyone is should remain watchful of the tropcis during Hurricane Season.
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The Goat Island Summer Concert Series will draw to a close on Saturday night when Chezebergs Tast Gud perform at the Old Town Amphitheater. The free show starts at 7:30PM. Chezebergs, an island mainstay during the summer, will leave the next day to begin their annual mainland tour, starting with several casino dates in Reno, NV.
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The Goat Island Signal is published each Thursday by Coastal Media, LLC, which also owns and operates KGTX 108.1.

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